The 800lb Baby Monster in the Economy

Bad economic policies, rampant cronyism and corruption have impregnated the financial system with a monster (think Alien). Washington and Wall Street have been so afraid of what might actually be born that they have refused to allow it to happen--especially since it could have jeopardized their ability to use the 2008 GFC to stealthily extract wealth and usurp power.

Dizzied with denial they instead hooked up an IV with calcium channel blockers (TARP); prostaglandin synthetase inhibitors (QE1); and beta-mimetics (QE2) all designed to halt labor. Now they're looking for a vein in the other arm for Magnesium sulfate (QE3).

A few questions: regardless of what the baby turns out to be, what happens to the Mother if you don’t take it out in time? Does anyone really believe this financial monster is never coming out...Tasmanian style? How big do we want it to be when it does? Finally, who is most capable and experienced in dealing with financial health?